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Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church ladies' group bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.
Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine.
I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly." The Angel sat back and thought a moment. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom, which broke my fall, so I didn't die right away.
She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets she found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while drying her hair and dressing and helping her son Bryan pack up for Scout camp. All night Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people pointing their fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.
But when Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. The next day, Alice promised herself that she would try not to think about the cake and she would attended the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a friend of a friend and try to have a good time.
So I suggest if you have a good joke, send it to me anyway! Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. " the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." The Pope was finishing his sermon.
There was a level of excitement his wife hadn't seen in many years! " "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back.
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying? The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day.
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" The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all.
My husband and I put it on the door knob to keep the kids out." Have you ever told a white lie?
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As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator of all things off the balcony.